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  • 2024 approaches. The fireworks are ramping up, and the pigeons are getting unsettled.

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  • Is it possible to create an arbitrary bookmark - not bookmark a post - using the microdotblog API? @help

    → 9:39 PM, Dec 30
  • I thought 15C was too warm for snow at Christmas, then looked up and saw it was a tree in blossom.

    Pink blossom on a tree in the grounds of a community centre in the middle of winter
    → 1:32 AM, Dec 30
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  • TikTok is evil beyond redemption. Its community safety is a sham, and it seeks to profit from misery and suffering. This cannot escape its employees and enablers. If you work for or do business with TikTok, make quitting your new year’s resolution. The choices we make matter.

    → 4:57 PM, Dec 22
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  • Friends and followers, we have the winners for the winter solstice 🆆⚓️ on 🛞🛞competition.

    A white SUV is illegally parked on a crossing in East London
    → 11:53 PM, Dec 21
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  • Oh. The Substack clowns have de-cloaked. And to no one’s surprise they’re the RealNazis™. If you’re not bailing right now, then, we see you - we know what you are.

    → 11:14 PM, Dec 21
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  • Should you ever find yourself sarf of the river in need of a decent lunch, you could do a lot worse than Marcella on Deptford High Street. Good food, interesting wines, friendly staff.

    marcella.london

    → 7:53 PM, Dec 16
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  • Principled Tories? Uh-uh. No. Nope. There are none.

    Relief for Rishi Sunak as Rwanda bill passes first vote in Commons

    → 12:04 AM, Dec 13
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  • Here’s the thing about neoliberals: they would rather “go fash” than tax the rich and build affordable housing

    → 5:42 PM, Dec 11
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  • Political and financial journalists should be clear as to whether they are writing about the “market” or “Mah-Ket”, the infallible god of the Neoliberals.

    → 4:02 PM, Dec 11
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  • The idea that Sunak and the Tories gave two tosses about the jobs of hospitality workers is laughable. Property portfolios of city centre landlords more like.

    → 3:58 PM, Dec 11
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  • A lasting legacy of neoliberalism is that in place of solidarity it has created a culture of belligerent victimhood.

    → 1:17 PM, Dec 11
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  • The obvious, rarely stated.

    Policy is more responsive to preferences of the well-heeled than of the worse off, and people know this - but it [is] a blind spot for most politicians

    Next UK election set to be most unequal in 60 years, study finds

    → 9:12 AM, Dec 11
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  • The people who build and operate TikTok are ghouls.

    → 10:57 PM, Dec 7
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  • How will Labour leader and earnest Thatcherite Keir Starmer outdo the Tories’ cruel “no families for foreign care workers” proposal? Indentured labour?

    Plan to cut immigration raises fears of NHS staff shortages

    → 10:16 AM, Dec 5
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  • Christmas Menu - first of the second thoughts

    For Christmas Day, I’m thinking a starter of wild mushrooms preserved in olive oil, silken beancurd with chopped capers and dukkah, lamb’s lettuce alongside the friselle salad.

    The original: Christmas Menus 2023 First Draft

    → 8:55 PM, Nov 28
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  • Christmas Menus 2023 First Draft

    First cut of menus for Christmas 2023. Work in progress. Main meal only. Vegetarian. Christmas Eve dinner to Boxing Day.

    Christmas Eve

    Food

    • Sugared, chocolate-coated, gilded, and silvered Brazil nuts and almonds
    • Chickpeas and cannellini beans with hispi cabbage and cavolo nero
    • Frangipane
    • Soft cheeses

    Drink

    • Sparkling water (eg, Vichy Célestins)
    • Kir Royale with a twist of hibiscus
    • Sparkling white wine (Maybe a Franciacorta)
    • Sweet wine with the desert (Recioto?)
    • Atlantic coastal brandy with the cheese

    Christmas Day

    Food

    • Friselle with tomato, oregano, basil and rocket, chilli flakes
    • Creamy risotto with butternut squash and Brussels sprouts, sage, dried Senise peppers
    • Mince pies with brandy cream or brandy butter
    • Hard cheeses and blue cheeses, nuts, dried fruit, charcoal crackers

    Drink

    • Sparkling water (eg Ferarelle)
    • Negroni
    • White wine (to be decided - or maybe a Puglian orange wine?)
    • Dryish champagne with the mince pies
    • PX or Port with the cheese

    Boxing Day

    If the weather is bearable, do this as a picnic.

    Food

    • Filo parcels with festive vegetables and smoked tofu
    • Soured red cabbage with winter spices and bitter orange
    • Stollen, brandy butter

    Drink

    • Sparkling water (eg S. Pellegrino)
    • Mulled wine
    • Brandy
    → 12:12 AM, Nov 28
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  • So, last week’s OpenAI chicken coup was a grift to hype their Q* product.

    → 10:04 PM, Nov 26
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  • Few things say global Britain more than a freight train of empty FreightLiners trundling to Tilbury.

    → 8:38 PM, Nov 24
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  • More more puzzling still is why this cabbage is called a hispi cabbage in restaurants and a sweetheart cabbage in supermarkets.

    Why the humble hispi cabbage is the new cauliflower steak

    → 2:50 PM, Nov 24
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  • The OpenAI game of thrones reminds us that in the broösphere you will be replaced by AI, not them.

    → 3:25 PM, Nov 20
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  • Interesting that OpenAI’s backers and funders are keen to hang on to insubstantial TED-talker Sam Altman: it suggests that OpenAI in fact have nothing.

    → 9:00 PM, Nov 19
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  • I wonder what causes the painful broken glass in the ears treble that I hear when listening to digital music. Is it my ageing ears, crap equipment, or the wrong settings? Or have people got used to sharp but lifeless, shallow and un-nuanced highs in pursuit of thumping bass?

    → 1:21 AM, Nov 11
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  • A tugboat pulls a large float advertising pesto (of all things) past the O2.

    A float advertising pesto is being pulled up the Thames by a tugboat past the O2 dome on the Greenwich Peninsula as the sun sets.
    → 12:09 AM, Nov 7
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  • Tories to ban themselves under new extremism proposals.

    Revealed: plan to brand anyone ‘undermining’ UK as extremist

    → 9:41 AM, Nov 5
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  • Britain’s elite institutions appear to be spectacularly incapable of producing a governing class able to run a modern country. Perhaps this explains the dominant reactionary thread that is woven through an establishment that aspires to rule the past.

    → 5:55 PM, Nov 4
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  • Okta, the new way to spell disingenuous cowboys. Joking apart - whole governments trust identities to these muppets.

    → 2:47 AM, Nov 4
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  • Working from home? Here’s a tip. Get yourself a cuckoo clock. Muji sell nice modern-style ones.

    → 12:02 AM, Nov 3
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  • The Covid Inquiry so far - journalism and Oxbridge need a long period of sober reflection.

    → 11:11 PM, Nov 1
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  • I was at a good Newham community event today on their People Powered Places strand. It got me thinking about transformative people. I had a (sad, ageing GenXer behind the curve) epiphany: I’ve been privileged to know some transformative people, and 9 out of 10 - I say again: 9 out of 10 - are women.

    → 11:08 PM, Oct 28
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  • Bluesky asked me for my date of birth, but will only let me enter a date that is 1,000 years older than I admit to being.

    → 4:11 AM, Oct 28
  • The Economy

    Over the years in the UK, “the economy” has become the central obsession of politicians. Not education or healthcare, not aspiration or a better life for “hardworking families”. So important is “the Economy” that politicians work tirelessly to cede all control of it: to multinational corporations and other assorted rentiers, Ciry spivs, and, of course, technocrats. The same people more or less who over the last 40 years drove “the Economy” into the ground.

    These politicians and their highbrow friends in academia and the media then puzzle about widespread disengagement with politics and the rise of populism

    → 10:45 AM, Oct 14
  • The BA app for iPad is excruciatingly useless. All it presents is a screen to book a flight. No other options. If I enter a destination to book, nothing happens. Great work, British Airways!

    → 8:32 AM, Oct 12
  • Britain’s housing crisis needs radical action not Labour’s technocratic small beer.

    Labour would oversee ‘biggest boost in affordable housing in a generation’

    → 3:30 PM, Oct 7
  • Having impoverished the country and precipitated a housing crisis, the Tories can’t kick off a culture war between homeowners and renters because no one can afford either. Instead in bargain basement Britain we get a government-sponsored culture war between car drivers and the rest of us.

    → 4:23 PM, Oct 6
  • My tip to people trafficking entrepreneurs struggling with burdensome government regulation: make a lot of noise about using AI and don’t forget the generous donations to the Tory party.

    → 12:43 PM, Oct 6
  • I’m doing the Hackney Legal Walk on Saturday to raise money for Citizens Advice. Their advice helps people assert their rights, leading to over £2M income gained by residents of East London in July and August alone.

    londonlegalsupporttrust.enthuse.com/pf/citize…

    → 10:42 AM, Sep 29
  • More proof should you need it that the Tories think you are stupid.

    Rishi Sunak considering inheritance tax cut, report says

    → 11:28 AM, Sep 24
  • Hello younger voters👋. You’ve heard that politics doesn’t offer you anything because you don’t vote. That’s only half the story. Politicians didn’t pay attention to deplorables or Brexiters until they voted the wrong way. You don’t need go fuck-barking, but do put the shits up the politicians.

    → 9:15 PM, Sep 23
  • What is remarkable about this is not that almost 80% of the electorate don’t trust Sunak on the environment, but that 20% of them are so terminally gullible and stupid that it’s a wonder they’ve lived to reach voting age.

    Only 22% of Britons trust Sunak on climate, finds Guardian poll

    → 10:20 AM, Sep 23
  • Have we got to the stage yet where the parasites shuck off their Tory and begin to seek out a Labour host?

    → 9:21 PM, Sep 21
  • Sunak would not have given his climate speech if the Tories didn’t think us fools.

    Rishi Sunak announces U-turn on key green targets

    → 11:20 PM, Sep 20
  • Tories vs ruinous Brexit: “Get it done!”

    Tories vs existential climate crisis: “Let’s just slow things down for a culture wars poll bounce”. Not before shuttling over to the US to ensure UK banks get IRA bonanza dibs.

    Sunak planning to drop net zero policies in pre-election challenge to Labour

    → 9:21 PM, Sep 19
  • I’m pretty sure everyone who booked Russell Brand knew what kind of person he was. Still, they went ahead and booked him.

    → 8:33 AM, Sep 18
  • Crazy how these credentialed white men reacted with a fantasy projection when an algorithm got as good at passing the tests they took as tokens of their entitled intelligence. “It’s a really clever machine and it will get cleverer and cleverer and, and, and turn you into paperclips! So there!”

    → 8:01 PM, Sep 17
  • What a steaming pile of crap Resy is. Truly awful user experience that must take some experience to have so enshittened.

    → 2:44 PM, Sep 17
  • It’s curious just how many boomer and gen-x academic and academic-adjacent types who spoke of the need for the young to develop critical thinking skills in the face of nascent Web 2.0 are now covid-denying antivaxxers railing against being imprisoned in 15 minute neighbourhoods.

    → 10:16 AM, Sep 17
  • Currently reading: The Tyranny of Merit by Michael J. Sandel. Thoughtful and articulate on how meritocracy has metastatised in neoliberal societies 📚

    → 10:06 AM, Sep 17
  • Neoliberal meritocracy doesn’t stand up to even the lightest scrutiny. I thought that its credentialed elite advocates championed it for self-congratulatory or self-serving reasons. That they do it out of ignorance and incuriosity seems now both more likely and considerably more depressing.

    → 9:15 AM, Sep 17
  • Oxford university, Britain’s educational Mordor, spewed out hordes of neoliberal PPE graduates who laid waste to public life and brought a Britain they had broken to its knees. Now its dank courtyards nurture the neofascist Longtermist death cult.

    → 12:54 PM, Sep 16
  • “What Britain needs is more spineless, visionless neoliberals whose big idea is NHS privatisation” said no one on the doorstep. So who are Labour talking to?

    → 11:22 AM, Sep 5
  • I was shopping for bird food at the Range at Surrey Quays this afternoon. What a nice store! There was a bit of a queue at the checkouts, and they put on more staff. The customers didn’t break queueing order, and the staff were friendly and helpful. Also, I scored 12.5kg of bird seed for £7.50.

    → 9:47 PM, Sep 2
  • Friends, what is the Magic Technocrat lever that the Tories haven’t used which Reeves and Starmer will pull to deliver growth and prosperity with otherwise the Exact Same Policies?

    → 8:36 AM, Aug 30
  • Local bird ground effect over water update

    • Local coots are the ground effect champions. If they ever actually fly out of ground effect, they do it in secret
    • Cormorants always break ground effect and fly over bridges carrying power cables
    • Crows won’t fly under bridges in ground effect. They’ll happily cross the Lea in ground effect, but very few will fly up-river. The ones who do will always pull up over the A13
    • Pigeons use ground effect for rapid course corrections and high-speed, high-risk bounce landings. For pigeons it always seems tactical. They use a range of frankly insanely risky flight strategies
    • Not sure if grey wagtails count - their flight is ballistic - but it seems the do ground effect bounces over stretches of open water
    → 10:00 PM, Aug 25
  • I’m reading Show Me the Bodies by Peter Apps 📚

    Fuck me, this is a painful, important book. First non-fiction book this year that I’m crying as I read it.

    → 9:03 PM, Aug 25
  • Got home before the dishwasher finished for the first time and noticed it rather swankily projects its progress onto the kitchen floor. Maybe this is something all dishwashers do? In which case, shows how unobservant I am!

    → 8:38 PM, Aug 23
  • Do you live in Newham? Have a great idea? Residents can apply for grants of up to £5,000 for community projects through People Powered Places. There’s two weeks left to apply. You can get help with your application at your local library. newhamco-create.co.uk/en/pages/…

    → 1:38 PM, Aug 22
  • Saw this pigeon down at Telehouse. It looks like CGI, but there’s no trickery. The flesh had been torn from its neck, exposing the spine. It was steering clear of the flock there, but was quite agile, and dodged my attempts both to feed it and to grab it to take it to the pigeon hospital.

    A young pigeon with a serious and probably life-threatening neck injury
    → 7:56 PM, Aug 20
  • Not sure if it’s the weather or it’s time to fly home, but the swifts are massing over the Olympic Park.

    → 7:16 PM, Aug 18
  • Philosophically, neoliberalism is superficial and incoherent - almost as if it were designed to appeal to uncritical, incurious swots. In practice it is a failure: enabling a rentier plutocracy’s march to fascism

    → 8:07 AM, Aug 16
  • “Principled” conservatives: you may think the “dash for fash” is a cynical ploy to attract voters disenfranchised by neoliberal technocrats, a plan to entrench a rentier-capitalist plutocracy, or merely an unintended consequence of incompetent electioneering. Whatever. Why are you enabling fascists?

    → 7:03 AM, Aug 16
  • Here’s the thing about technocrats: they find themselves running a death camp, so they set about improving the productivity of the gas chambers.

    → 8:15 AM, Aug 14
  • One of the problems of the modern political class in Britain is that being a person of action means being photographed in front of a whiteboard gesturing with a dry wipe marker.

    → 9:25 AM, Aug 6
  • The didgeridoo player at Stratford station always attracts pigeons, who stamp their feet in time to the rhythm. The electric guitar player seems to drive the birds off though.

    → 8:18 PM, Aug 3
  • Rejoice, elder peasants! Those high-paid, high-skilled, high-productivity jobs could soon be yours.

    Over-50s could deliver takeaways, says work and pensions secretary

    → 10:00 AM, Aug 3
  • So, the right wing argument for not doing much about climate change is, “It’s not so bad. It’s not as if everyone will die.”

    → 6:48 AM, Aug 2
  • Banking printing money from interest rate hikes. The extractive energy sector struck a money gusher after Russia invaded Ukraine. Now the Tories are working assiduously to promote the interests of these sectors, which were shrewd enough I guess to direct some of the free money the Tories’ way.

    → 9:05 AM, Aug 1
  • Ethical banking

    This piece on Farage’s crusade against NatWest on Richard Murphy’s Funding the Future blog is interesting.

    Is there a future for ethical banking?

    Three comments:

    • Regarding banks and banking in the modern economy, neoliberalism is ideologically, philosophically, and practically incompetent.
    • In a free market, the seller as much as the buyer is free to choose, and sometimes (whisper it) the seller has the freer choice.
    • Libertarians and the hard neoliberal right are tilting against KYC, which prevents them doing profitable business with Russian oligarchs at the moment.
    → 1:44 AM, Jul 30
  • Pigeon Tribes

    Based on their colouring, local pigeons are different tribes. From Terry Spinks Place in Canning Town north to Three Mills in Bow, there are many birds with “Skeletor” patterns (white-to-speckled-white heads, feathering to dark colouring). At Canary Wharf, there are many “Cappuccino” pigeons. You see neither Skeletors nor Cappuccinos in Poplar: most are darker urban pigeons, though there are some classic rock-dove greys. There’s the odd stand-out red pigeon, and some albino birds, too - but very few.

    → 9:43 PM, Jul 29
  • I occasionally see a dilapidated ice cream van around Hackney that looks like a horror movie prop. Surely a spoof, it’s emblazoned with the company name “NAZ Ice”.

    → 2:21 PM, Jul 29
  • I’m not sure why a public transport service whose exhortations fail to get people to do self-interested things like “keep to the left” or “let the passengers off first” thinks that a few posters will be effective in combating the harassment of women on the network.

    → 8:17 AM, Jul 27
  • The choice in British politics is between weak, unprincipled invertebrates and weak, unprincipled invertebrates who try to make themselves look strong by kicking migrants and transgender people.

    → 2:16 PM, Jul 22
  • What electoral constituency is Starmer trying to appeal to?

    Two nasty parties

    → 9:41 PM, Jul 16
  • Twenty is plenty

    Nocked down speed sign
    → 6:45 PM, Jul 16
  • So, I am posting in greyscale from an eInk device.

    → 11:19 PM, Jul 15
  • Does “elite overproduction” explain all the mess the UK and the US are in? I don’t think so, but it sure is an important factor.

    → 8:52 PM, Jul 15
  • Remember all those “think of the children” Tories during the pandemic? Where are tbey now?

    Home Office had murals for children removed at second asylum centre

    → 9:52 PM, Jul 12
  • In the battle of East London leisure destinations, Canary Wharf is advertising at Westfield Stratford

    → 8:38 PM, Jul 12
  • I’m at St Marks Gate/Cadogan Terrace. The Greenway - a scenic walk down a Victorian super-sewer starts just a few meters away, as you can smell in the breeze. This is also the site of the death of the first person to be murdered on a railway train.

    → 7:34 PM, Jul 12
  • “Torn” is a great song. Fight me. (And Mrs Moorhen).

    → 2:11 AM, Jul 8
  • Maybe don’t throw bacon sarnies and toasties at the nesting coot.

    Coot nesting on a barge, with sandwiches.
    → 12:07 AM, Jul 8
  • Was wondering why the pot wasn’t boiling. I hadn’t actually turned the hob ring on.

    → 10:23 PM, Jul 7
  • A view of a social housing development of low architectural merit in East London Another view of a social housing development of low architectural merit in East London

    What are we looking at, Sarge?

    3 to 5 years for crimes against architecture, lad.

    → 6:57 PM, Jul 7
  • So I tried Threads today. Definitely not for me. But the promise of federation is … promising.

    → 11:35 PM, Jul 6
  • I can’t find a single quantity theory of money bro who’s loudly blaming inflation on pandemic stimulus demanding 100% tax on the excess pandemic savings of the upper half of the income distribution.

    → 9:32 PM, Jul 5
  • Hey, @help - is something up with the CDN or with image uploads from the MacOS app?

    → 9:17 PM, Jun 29
  • Nablus on the roost

    a picture of a dark-coloured urban pigeon on an IKEA cabinet
    → 9:04 PM, Jun 29
  • Scritti Politici on the airer

    A picture of an urban pigeon on a laundry airer
    → 9:01 PM, Jun 29
  • Yes, it’s a pokeria

    A poketeria at night
    → 1:22 AM, Jun 23
  • Brutalist Chinoiserie in Calabria

    Along the Tyrrhenian coast on the gulf of Policastro you’ll find the fading legacy of a chain of dilapidated holiday homes. The unifying aesthetics are ornate green lanterns and “brutalist chinoiserie”. The look can’t have come cheap - but they are all falling apart now. (Buildings in the photos are in Praia a Mare and Tortora).

    Brutalist holiday homes with a green laternBrutalist holiday homes with lanterns and chinoiserySwept brutalism in holiday homes, and green lanternsBrutalist holiday villas in Tortora

    → 1:09 AM, Jun 23
  • Bergamot soda - “green gold of Calabria”

    → 11:59 AM, Jun 21
  • Over the decades I’ve been taking the train south from Napoli Centrale, the station has got busier and busier. And like other European cities, the growth in the number of homeless people living around the station is shocking.

    → 10:51 AM, Jun 12
  • Naples Central Station

    → 9:17 AM, Jun 12
  • Starhotel Terminus, Naples, Italy ⭐️⭐️⭐️

    → 8:50 AM, Jun 12
  • I accidentally one-click bought some climate denialist garbage on Amazon by swiping too hard. I hesitated for a second before returning. Perhaps I should consider alternative viewpoints. I didn’t want to give the crank any money, though. Have I just cancelled?

    → 9:58 AM, Jun 10
  • I’ve got superstitious over the years over the order I put the vegetables into a ciambotta.

    → 9:38 PM, Jun 3
  • Mitigating the risk of extinction from an out of touch and amoral billionaire class should be a global priority alongside other societal-scale risks such as pandemics and nuclear war.

    → 9:42 AM, May 31
  • Your occasional guide to understanding the right:

    • Classical Liberal = over-credentialed incel reactionary.
    • Free Speech Absolutist = loves sound of own voice. In a sexual way.
    • Contrarian = broken down boomer journalist desperate for clicks.
    → 3:48 PM, May 28
  • A coot among the pigeons

    → 6:41 PM, May 27
  • The bourgeois populist press coverage of inflation and interest rates is as howlingly vacuous as the national populist press coverage of immigration and “small boats”.

    → 1:45 PM, May 27
  • The already awful Horizon scandal that saw innocent sub-postmasters gaoled because of computer system errors gets worse and worse. Shocking, depressing, it lays bare Britain’s dark side.

    Post Office Horizon inquiry used racist term for Black people, documents show

    → 10:26 AM, May 27
  • I’ve noticed that elites tend to use “intelligent” as a shorthand for “narcissistic, Machiavellian, self-serving” rather than, say, “insightful, inventive, clear-thinking”. This informs elite views of “artificial intelligence” - both what it is, and how it will be used.

    → 8:16 AM, May 16
  • The staff canteen has been replaced by a staff food-bank. You know when you’ve been Toried.

    → 7:39 PM, May 7
  • Still wrestling with a working (and workable) definition of political centrism. My latest is “bourgeois populism”. I know it’s an oversimplification - centrism applies to the credentialed elite more so than the wider bourgeoisie - but an ever-increasing share of the bourgeoisie is credentialed.

    → 9:57 PM, May 2
  • From the media round today, it seems Keir Starmer has decloacked. Disappointingly but unsurprisingly he’s a “centrist dad” neoliberal.

    → 9:09 PM, May 2
  • Citadel. OMFG. I don’t think it’s ironically bad, just absolutely, utterly terrible. Still, attractive leads - though Richard Madden’s brain-wiped character is rather grating. I’m sure if I get the lobotomy and watch the season the sexism will be re-upped with racism, homophobia and transphobia.

    → 1:00 AM, Apr 30
  • I can recommend Belvoir - pronounced Beaver - Farm Ginger Cordial. I make it at double strength with sparkling water. It’s lovely.

    → 9:24 PM, Apr 29
  • I don’t get the mint business. Does it really make sense to airlift bagged sprigs of mint from Ethiopia to Blighty?

    → 9:12 PM, Apr 29
  • When I see people with their Instagrammable dogs, I think of chickens - 3600 years from prestige pet to discarded bones in a polystyrene box with chip-bits picked over by pigeons.

    → 9:25 PM, Apr 28
  • Schrödinger’s civil service is both woke, lazy and incompetent, and orchestrating a devastatingly effective deep-state conspiracy to frustrate Brexit and derail the Tory government.

    → 11:00 PM, Apr 22
  • Fox News has collapsed beyond degenerate matter and, spinning wildly, has become a griftar.

    → 9:04 PM, Apr 19
  • The 0816 Overground from Stratford always leaves late. Except when the next three trains are cancelled. Then it leaves 2 minutes early.

    → 8:38 AM, Apr 18
  • If government has to give incentives to business to invest, doesn’t that imply poorly-regulated and uncompetitive markets?

    → 9:32 PM, Apr 17
  • Coots are one of nature’s great bricoleurs. This coot is one of a pair who’ve built their nest entirely from rubbish thrown into the Royal Docks from visitors to the IFSCloud cable car.

    A coot on a nest of trash at the Royal Docks in East London
    → 9:52 PM, Apr 15
  • A young female pigeon (I think - not 100% expert at pigeon sexing) is roosting on the patio door handle. I know they can be messy birds, but she seem so precarious - landing there can’t be easy - I don’t want to disturb her. She can rest for the night as the police helicopters clatter overhead.

    → 11:06 PM, Apr 9
  • Hello journalists! Voter in a democracy here. Sunak’s government is not the one that made the manifesto commitments in 2019. So, what key pieces of legislation do the Tories intend to get through before the next general election? And why?

    → 9:57 PM, Apr 6
  • 🐦‍⬛A blackbird is singing over the hiss of the traffic. In the dark. In the rain.

    → 8:47 PM, Apr 5
  • Poverty and the political right

    If the right wanted a low-tax small state through democratic means, it would tackle poverty.

    The poor derive more direct benefit from public services than the rich. This is why the right, who want a low-tax, small-government state, deny structural poverty and claim the poor are lazy, feckless spendthrifts - basically that they choose to be poor. Public services are, then, the problem: a reason the poor stay poor.

    A more rational, less dishonest approach from the right might be to tackle poverty by understanding that poverty isn’t a personality defect but a shortage of money. The right could draw ideological inspiration from religious traditions to inform sensitive policies.

    Instead, and inexplicably, the right has instituted a programme of mass impoverishment. It seems most of us are too rich and need a curative dose of poverty. Apart from the very rich, who are, uniquely, improved by being showered in money.

    Now the right is forced to set out an entirely dishonest programme for low taxes and a small state - the beneficiaries of which policy will be a tiny minority of super-wealthy individuals.

    There are only two ways to get a democracy to vote for this: lies, or fascism.

    → 7:07 AM, Apr 5
  • It’s kind of pathetic watching successive senior Tories do their “Chemical Ali” turn over Brexit border chaos.

    www.theguardian.com

    Suella Braverman denies Brexit to blame for Dover queues of 14 hours

    → 10:48 AM, Apr 2
  • Struggling to get my palm rest out of the packaging because my wrists are so bad.

    → 9:35 PM, Apr 1
  • I am just beginning the planning now for the 10 year anniversary of this sign not coming down.

    A sign of the times against a wet spring backdrop
    → 9:27 PM, Apr 1
  • Local drivers need parking practice.

    An antisocially-parked white Tesla
    → 11:23 PM, Mar 31
  • Sovereignty didn’t matter either

    The great tragedy of Brexit is that it was just a tactical move by the Tories to win an election and an opportunistic gambit by individual politicians to gain power. Beyond this, there are no goals, no principles, no big ideas. Just cynical optics for the base.

    www.theguardian.com

    UK joins Asia-Pacific CPTPP trade bloc that includes Japan and Australia

    → 7:16 AM, Mar 31
  • The abandoned Nike outlet is a mirror to the Overground tracks.

    Railway reflections in the silvered glass of a disused store
    → 11:19 PM, Mar 30
  • Keir Starmer in drag.

    Netflix poster on a bus stop in Homerton
    → 7:14 PM, Mar 30
  • Capturing Hot Air

    Tories: The State can’t pick winners. The Mah-Ket will decide our fate.

    Also Tories: Shackled to the dinosaur EU we can’t take advantage of the New Economy. We have to Leave!

    EU: Okay. Bye!

    Tories: Incandescent lightbulbs!

    Also Tories: Behold the powerful suction of our vacuum cleaner motors! (Made in Malaysia).

    US: Here’s the Inflation Reduction Act, a massive green economy stimulus that’s attracting $billions of private investment, creating jobs and competitive advantage.

    EU: Wait! What? We need a committee.

    Tories: Here’s our status-quo preserving boondoggle, losers.

    www.theguardian.com

    Government gambles on carbon capture and storage tech despite scientists’ doubts

    → 8:14 AM, Mar 30
  • A slice of delicious home-made apple pie with a bit of custard.

    A small bowl with apple pie and custard on a green perspex mat
    → 9:31 PM, Mar 29
  • I wonder how many terminal prompts the servers at Telehouse support. Here’s a view of Telehouse North Two at the Tower Hamlets side of Leamouth in East London.

    A view of chimneys at the Telehouse East data centre in Tower Hamlets, London.
    → 9:51 PM, Mar 28
  • The bridge on the left supports Aspen Way. On the right, the DLR.

    A view of the road and DLR bridges from the underpass at Blackwall.
    → 10:18 PM, Mar 27
  • Let’s see ChatGPT 4 drive a car.

    → 10:11 PM, Mar 27
  • The customer service fail at Franco Manca Canary Wharf this evening isn’t evenly spread. One young couple were kept waiting to order, had their starters delivered late, had their pizzas forgotten about, then got the wrong pizzas. I’m sure a piano is going to land on their heads.

    → 8:16 PM, Mar 27
  • Honestly the pizza points are not worth the pain of using Franco Manca’s utterly useless app.

    → 8:06 PM, Mar 27
  • Culinary instruments on display at John Lewis, Canary Wharf.

    A display of various kitchen instruments and gadgets
    → 8:40 PM, Mar 26
  • Scored a kilo of Panch Puran (Bengali five spice). This is an essential cooking ingredient for me - really elevates brassicaceae.

    A large pack of Bengali 5 Spice on a chopping board with mushrooms.
    → 11:10 PM, Mar 25
  • Imagine the derision if a member of the working class declared the invention of the shovel the dawn of artificial general intelligence.

    → 11:58 PM, Mar 24
  • Food courts disconnected from the encumbering shopping mall are an increasingly popular destination in East London. Here’s the Cargo Market Hall in Canary Wharf. Notice the very English door-blocking yellow cone - but sadly for completists, no plastic fencing this evening.

    A couple leave the Cargo Market Hall food court in Canary Wharf on a wet spring evening
    → 10:49 PM, Mar 24
  • A pigeon under the pedestrian ramp at Homerton Station grabs the chance of a bit of morning sun.

    A pigeon in a patch of morning sunlight
    → 10:52 PM, Mar 23
  • I get it’s disappointing that few high-follower-count folks have left Musk’s horror-platform. Heck, I’m disappointed, too. But let’s not forget Facebook orchestrated the Rohingya genocide and folks stayed there too.

    → 7:18 AM, Mar 23
  • Lots of interesting insects at Praia a Mare last summer. Me being me I was mainly taking pictures of the famous local pigeons. But here’s a large black bee collecting nectar from lantana flowers on the corner of Gramsci Road.

    A black bee on a flower
    → 10:38 PM, Mar 22
  • A couple of key right wing terms:

    Declinism: the opinion that a bonfire of regulations and tax cuts for the rich is not an industrial strategy.

    (Plan for) growth: the belief that industrial strategy consists of deregulation and cutting taxes for the rich.

    → 8:05 AM, Mar 22
  • Every right wing talking head: “Rant, rant, woke this, woke that, rant bathrooms, woke deep state. Why are the left wing establishment declinist wokerati arguing about woke and not delivering our ‘plan for growth’?”

    → 7:52 AM, Mar 22
  • If you are over 50, the writing on the labels of food packaging is too tiny.

    A close up of the label on a carton of Tesco's organic tomato slurry
    → 10:23 PM, Mar 21
  • What an odd hill Mark Rowley has chosen to die on. Chopping logic over “systemic” vs “institutional” prejudice is way more political than the term “institutional” itself.

    Casey report: Met chief accepts review diagnosis, but will not use term ‘institutional’

    → 7:53 AM, Mar 21
  • I’m looking for a houseplant. Nice display in M&S at Crossrail Place - but they’d sold out of the plants I’d had my eye on. I’m passing through Stratford tomorrow on my way home, so may take a look in the shops there.

    A display of houseplants in the Marks and Spencers at Crossrail Place, Canary Wharf, London
    → 12:01 AM, Mar 21
  • The area south of A13 between Silvertown Way and Freemasons Road was called Cherry Island. Here is our sakura analog.

    Cherry blossom in Canning Town
    → 12:04 AM, Mar 20
  • Pigeons on the quasi-portico of Canary Wharf Underground Station

    A view of the entrance to Canary Wharf underground station - with pigeons
    → 11:43 PM, Mar 18
  • I got up late so my early walk to Canary Wharf this morning was a dash to the Custom House Elizabeth Line station.

    → 11:50 PM, Mar 17
  • Passing through the Custom House portal to Canary Wharf lives up to its sci-fi name. Two Londons couldn’t be more divided if they were in parallel universes

    → 10:08 AM, Mar 17
  • Manor Road between Canning Town and West Ham, with its temporary pedestrian crossing chicanes, narrow, uneven footpaths, and poor drainage is the pedestrian’s nemesis.

    Traffic at a temporary pedestrian crossing near West Ham station
    → 12:29 AM, Mar 17
  • “Nat has herpes” is scrawled all over East London. Should I feel sorry for Nat, or does this have another meaning?

    → 9:35 AM, Mar 16
  • You have got to wonder about the folks who take their dogs to shit outside the school gates.

    → 8:58 AM, Mar 16
  • In sum, seems like a budget to keep self-interested Tories onside. I guess it presages a ratcheting up of culture war cobblers to gin up Tory supporters who vote against their own interests.

    → 7:57 AM, Mar 16
  • Hmm. Seems like the Tories have given back around 2/3 of the recent corporation tax hike in tax reliefs. Corporations already don’t know what to do productively with the money. Share buybacks FTW!

    → 7:47 AM, Mar 16
  • Imagine if the Tories had given wealthy savers the same pension tax breaks, but required the money be invested in net zero and social housing.

    → 7:34 AM, Mar 16
  • You need a lot of patience to drive down Morning Lane in the, uh, morning. I walk - and there isn’t much patience on show.

    Traffic queued on Morning lane in Hackney in the morning.
    → 11:02 PM, Mar 15
  • Fiscal rules

    Your budget day reminder that outside of political discourse there’s no such thing as fiscal rules. The term was introduced into the UK by Gordon Brown to counter the (mistaken) premise that Labour is bad at economic management. As political tools, fiscal rules are designed to support political outcomes. If a politician tells you a fiscal rule leaves them no option but to shaft their citizens, rest assured that citizen-shafting is their political objective.

    → 9:07 AM, Mar 15
  • The unimaginative build-it-by-numbers regeneration strategy is to throw up high-rises around public transport hubs, which leaves tracts of East London without a horizon, little sunlight, and very windy streets.

    A view along Tant Avenue, Canning Town, to the Hallsville Quarter development that obscures the horizon
    → 11:02 PM, Mar 14
  • This is Canary Wharf Station on the Elizabeth Line. It has no direct connection with Canary Wharf Station on the DLR, and neither of those stations have a connection with Canary Wharf Station on the Jubilee Line. One location: three stations.

    A view of Crossrail Place and Canary Wharf station on the Elizabeth Line
    → 11:23 PM, Mar 13
  • Against the grey afternoon sky the silver leaves sprouting from the tree growing out of the taxi aren’t so shiny.

    Taxi on the roof of a diner with a silver-leafed tree growing out of it
    → 12:16 AM, Mar 13
  • Flying Tiger - this is the Crossrail Place branch - gimcrack ground zero.

    A view of Flying Tiger at Crossrail Place.
    → 9:35 PM, Mar 11
  • I can be a bit slow on the uptake. The people who get het up about “declinism” are the same people as “classical liberals” who rail against the “woke” and decry “cancel culture”.

    → 9:33 PM, Mar 11
  • The Tapping of the Purple Reader is the essential ritual of East London travelling people.

    → 10:35 PM, Mar 10
  • Public address speakers paired together on the lampposts at Hackney Central station.

    Paired cylindrical public address speakers on a lampost in the rain
    → 10:50 PM, Mar 9
  • Passenger on the train has a “specially selected” mozzarella and sun dried cherry tomato wood fired sourdough pizza - cook at home - on her lap. The most prominent aspect of the packaging is the Union Jack.

    → 8:58 PM, Mar 9
  • Hackney is gridlocked this morning. The average British car is the size of a small bus these days. Nevertheless most have just the driver.

    → 9:49 AM, Mar 9
  • The immigration “debate” in the UK is always radioactive. With their small boats stunting the Tories have gone the full Chernobyl. How do they shut it down when it explodes?

    → 7:37 AM, Mar 9
  • Saw this on my walk to the Hackney office today through sleet and snow. It explains why so many exterior light-fittings in England are round.

    Rain bouncing off an exterior luminary
    → 12:08 AM, Mar 9
  • Tory “libertarians” overcome cognitive dissonance by believing free enterprise only applies to people they went to school with or who pay them off. Small-boats people-trafficking needs to be profoundly financialised before it becomes a global British success story to be turbocharged via deregulation

    → 8:21 AM, Mar 8
  • www.theguardian.com

    Rishi Sunak ‘extinguishing the right to seek refugee protection in UK’

    Shameful. All the more so because this “law” is merely a political stunt by the Tories.

    → 7:26 AM, Mar 8
  • The whole display has crashed at EY, Canary Wharf.

    Looking through a window full of reflections at a large digital signage screen that has crashed at EY, Canary Wharf.
    → 10:21 PM, Mar 7
  • Crossrail (the Elizabeth Line) is an engineering marvel. But they never take account of passengers when designing rail infrastructure.

    Passengers separated by a tape barrier for crowd control on the Elizabeth Line in Whitechapel, East London
    → 11:00 PM, Mar 6
  • Tory Migration-go-round Explained

    The Tories won’t fix public services, healthcare, housing or infrastructure. If they did, you wouldn’t believe that “the country’s full”. And the Tories won’t fix small boats and asylum processing delays. If they did, you wouldn’t blame migrants for the state the country’s in.

    → 10:28 PM, Mar 5
  • This art piece in Crossrail Place at Canary Wharf is made up of LED tiles. The art itself is maybe a little condescending, but the motion is interesting.

    Photo of a screen-based art exhibit at Crossrail Place, London that shows a dramatic, imaginary Londonscape with moving figures above and below ground
    → 6:54 PM, Mar 5
  • Almost 45 years in, and I thought that neoliberalism would have its “reflections on forced collectivisation” moment. But nope. It’s it’s not going to happen, is it?

    → 9:43 PM, Mar 4
  • The pilot hen is the moorhen who’s always leading the other water birds to the food. This time, she’s jumped out of Telehouse Pond as is zipping along on land towards me.

    a moorhen on the grass having jumped out of a nearby lake to find food
    → 4:52 PM, Mar 4
  • One of the interesting things about the Windsor Framework is that it is not, say, the Barnsley Framework.

    → 1:10 PM, Mar 4
  • The crows are running around on the roof. I can hear the distinctive hopping gait.

    → 4:20 PM, Mar 3
  • The crow on “crowverlook” duty on the Star Lane office today watches in solitude.

    A crow watches from the rooftop of an office building
    → 10:26 AM, Mar 3
  • Gosh @help - am I doing the photoblogging challenge wrong?

    → 5:00 PM, Mar 2
  • Tower Blocks and grey skies on the Trelawney Estate this morning in Hackney, London

    It’s London “nope” weather in Hackney this morning.

    → 10:16 AM, Mar 2
  • The crazy thing about neoliberals is that they love markets right up to the point that someone tries to create a market in their ideas. Biden has been forced to confront neoliberal madness head on

    → 9:32 AM, Mar 2
  • Highbrow media are setting up Sunak v Starmer as a battle of the centrist dads. Never was a frame so improbable. Sunak is a “state capacity libertarian” and Starmer a “reforming” Christian democrat. A right-wing battle far from the failing systems of country crashing into penury.

    → 7:58 AM, Mar 2
  • Picture of a blue shipping container holding builders materials and tools at a regeneration site in Canning Town, East London, UK

    Some tools in the can. Looks pretty secure.

    → 8:54 AM, Mar 1
  • On changing the brushes on the motors when the battery is flat

    Leave politics aside a sec and ask yourself, who is being feather-bedded when businesses are uncompetitive, have low productivity and live of rents? The owners of capital and the executives who see their returns and remuneration rise “to the moon”? Or the workers whose wages are stagnating?

    In Britain, the Tories have decided the problem is that the workers enjoy a feather-bed of the right to strike and employment protections.

    → 11:21 PM, Feb 27
  • Okay. So, thanks to Geofency and Pipedream, I can annoy you all with my arrivals at and departures from selected locations.

    → 3:16 AM, Feb 25
  • Sense of Wonder

    There’s this sci-fi trope where our time-travelling hero in the past lets the future know when she is by taking out a classified ad for something that couldn’t exist at the time.

    When I was studying physics at school, mechanics was just classical mechanics, and I kind of got this because I was studying physics just as the “standard model” was being named. Being a kid, I thought quantum mechanics, all the extra-curricular stuff I was reading about, was pretty new.

    Imagine my surprise when, learning more about the history of science, I found out that “old” quantum mechanics was developed in the Victorian era, and “modern” quantum mechanics - that is, the stuff I thought was pretty recent - in the 1920s. That’s the same 1920s when planes had propellers and two wings, and Americans couldn’t buy a drink.

    It was like Paul Dirac was marooned in the past, and letting the future know when he was.

    Today, I chanced on a comment by Ian Tresman on a blog post by Richard Murphy that referenced a piece by Beardsley Ruml, then chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. The piece was published in the winter 1946 edition of “American Affairs”, though was initially presented during the second world war. You can find it online - the article starts at page 35.

    Give it a read. But beware: it will blow your mind. You won’t find anything in contemporary economics that so clearly and lucidly addresses the question “why does the government need to tax at all?” Almost 80 years and classical economics hasn’t caught up.

    It’s like Beardsley Ruml is marooned in the past, and is letting our future know where he was.

    → 1:51 AM, Feb 25
  • Are Tories blind to structural problems? Does their privilege lead them to really, truly believe the world is a Disney movie?

    www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-p…

    one of the best ways for people to boost their income is not only to get into work if they are not in work already, but to work more hours or get upskilled to get a higher income.

    → 1:31 AM, Feb 24
  • I like Yubico YubiKeys - sound idea for improving online personal security, I think. I own a couple. But their marcomms is utter kack.

    → 12:11 AM, Feb 20
  • Bought some nice-looking russets from the local M&S, but they’re rubbish: flavourless and squishy. So making apple pie with what I can find about the flat - “Classic Christmas spice”, ginger, Muscovado sugar, sweet-potato flour, and frozen vegan ready-made shortcrust pastry.

    → 9:27 PM, Feb 19
  • I generally avoid vegetables with trademarks, but Kalettes(TM) are seriously tasty. I braise them with shallots, dried chilli flakes, panch phoran, garlic and a splash of rice wine. Good enough to be probably illegal.

    → 9:10 PM, Feb 19
  • Alexa seems to like chicken.

    → 10:15 PM, Feb 18
  • Putting ANPRs on pelican crossings and fining every driver who runs a red light would seem to be an easy money spinner for London.

    → 8:04 PM, Feb 18
  • Is it that graffiti is not art, or that all that art is is pissing on lampposts?

    → 6:34 PM, Feb 18
  • Road racer’s engine is louder than the sirens of the police chasing after down the A13

    → 6:19 PM, Feb 18
  • I’m leaving Stratford International on the DLR from platform 2. Have literally never seen a DLR leave from platform 2 before. Let alone be on it.

    → 8:50 PM, Feb 16
  • What are the Americans shooting down? De-orbiting Teslas?

    → 12:14 AM, Feb 13
  • A brief musing on political centrism

    I’ve struggled with the concept of political centrism. I’ve found its positioning as “moderate” or “in the middle” of a left/right continuum at odds with its political incoherence and its totalising tendencies. I think centrism is better understood as a form of populism - bourgeois populism - if you like. It bundles up the shibboleths of the “metropolitain elite” (incoherence) and decries opposition as uncredentialed ignorance, and therefore illigitimate (totalising). As such it is little different from national populism, except that it centres “the people” on the better-credentialled professional classes, and demonises opponents not like them.

    → 1:23 PM, Feb 12
  • Uttering sound bites while wearing a high viz jacket is not an industrial strategy.

    → 8:29 AM, Feb 8
  • Reading Liz Truss’s piece in the Sunday Telegraph, I can only conclude that the UK political right has spent far too long, with way too much cocaine, talking to itself in darkened rooms. The only solution is sunlight and a lengthy period of cold turkey. Alas for us, we’re stuck the the Tories for another two years.

    www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/…

    → 3:03 PM, Feb 5
  • Elon Cohaagen cutting off the oxygen in Venusville is fiction, right?

    → 1:49 AM, Feb 3
  • Reading about power outages and trees exploding from the cold, and the best we’ve got is the wrong kind of snow every decade or so.

    → 1:48 AM, Feb 3
  • Dockhunt: closer to that journalistic slip of the tongue than the UK chancellor of the exchequer.

    → 11:21 PM, Feb 2
  • Not sure how public sector workers contribute to the “wage/price spiral” given their labour isn’t sold for profit on the open market.

    → 10:25 AM, Feb 2
  • The workers being lowered into the sewer are all Irish. This is England! We expect foreigners to clean up our shit.

    → 9:37 AM, Feb 2
  • What is your worst walk? Mine is Canning Town to the Greenway via Manor Road. Nasty in all weathers.

    → 9:23 AM, Feb 2
  • The BBC’s review into its taxation, public spending, government borrowing and debt output is interesting and worth a look, as is this commentary from Richard Murphy.

    → 2:21 PM, Jan 31
  • Newham Council would like people to drive less and walk more. It’s a laudable aim even if, as we heard at the “budget summit” they favour the stick over the carrot. Today, it’s an icy morning and the walking routes to local schools are ungritted.

    → 8:59 AM, Jan 19
  • I have some thoughts and comments about reforming NHS bureaucracy. I tried referring myself to Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting, but they wouldn’t see me. I have to follow appropriate channels.

    → 4:21 PM, Jan 15
  • www.theguardian.com

    The UK may avoid a recession for now but it won’t feel like it for many

    Britain avoids recession because population permanently drunk.

    → 12:10 PM, Jan 13
  • www.theguardian.com

    Hedge funds holding up vital debt relief for crisis-hit Sri Lanka, warn economists

    Bastards will bastard.

    → 3:37 PM, Jan 8
  • With his sleight of hand promise to cut inflation, Rishi Sunak sure does think his core vote needs help with maths.

    www.theguardian.com/politics/…

    → 11:19 PM, Jan 4
  • Seems to me that the people lacking numeracy skills to prosper in the workplace are the Tories. Except the people being let down are you and me.

    www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/…

    → 10:08 AM, Jan 4
  • Finished reading: Rentier Capitalism by Brett Chistophers 📚- one of the most insightful books I read all year when it comes to understanding what ails the British economy

    → 9:53 AM, Jan 3
  • Could a politician or policy wonk explain the difference between “turbocharge” and “supercharge” when used in vacuous rhetoric?

    → 9:51 AM, Jan 3
  • I managed an average of 11.6km a day of walking or running in 2022. Not the 12km a day I was hoping for, but still pretty pleased.

    → 11:47 PM, Jan 1
  • The verdict is in. Anyone who voted Leave was duped. I hope once the Tories are out of office, politicians can start being honest about this.

    www.theguardian.com/commentis…

    → 10:23 PM, Jan 1
  • Oh-ho! Discovered a mandarin negroni stollen that somehow didn’t get eaten.

    → 10:19 PM, Jan 1
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