An interesting thing about the Mandelson-Epstein affair is that no one is expressing any surprise at Mandelson’s venality and corruption. Yet until recently the media treated him as a “serious politician”, albeit controversial. Which leaves me wondering, what is it that political journalism does?

I need to work on my burgeoning online presence: I can no longer feed the beast.

Press any key

Superficially, it’s disappointing that a Labour leader is way more timid than a Canadian former central banker turned centre-right PM.

More worrying is how the UK government’s slithering exposes nakedness where UK state capacity should be. Surely Treasury and FCDO considered the end of neoliberalism and contemplated the breaking-down of the post-War rules-based order? The “Error. Press any key to restart” status of the UK establishment now - which we witnessed a decade ago after Brexit, and then again at the start of the pandemic - is a painful reminder of how unserious and irrelevant the country has become in the years following the global financial crisis: out of ideas, without a plan, and desperately seeking the magic key combination that reboots to normalcy.

But like Mark Carney said, “nostalgia is not a strategy”.

The UK grocery industry, which receives a massive government subsidy in the form of in-work benefits for its workforce, still will not pay a living wage.

Black and white photo of a large, illuminated sign-board showing a female grocery worker, advertising the charity Grocery Aid that helps impoverished grocery workers in the UK. It is night time. Behind are high-rise buildings and a data centre.

I wonder how British populist right politicos and their propaganda wing in the media would sell an American invasion of Greenland and the end of Nato. Wartime nostalgia? Comeuppance for cheese-eating Euro-surrender monkeys?

Good thing social media didn’t exist when Nigel Farage was a schoolboy at Dulwich College - or his party would be demanding he be stripped of his citizenship

Did I miss the calls to strip Lucy Connolly of her British citizenship after her Southport tweets?