Mammals aren’t built for flight, unless you’re a bat. And do I look like a bat? It’s not easy wearing the wings. They are longer than you probably imagined, and major unwieldy. One time I crashed I broke my collar bone, and trashed the wing-pack too. Now when I try to fly, I try over water.

It’s disappointing to see a Labour chancellor regurgitate “regulations bad”.

Reeves says rules and red tape are ‘boot on the neck’ of business

I’m sure ministers will be queuing up to get their generously subsidised meals from cafeterias relieved of those pesky food standards regulations. And I have no doubt multinational corporations are lobbying hard for the removal of the thicket of intellectual property regulation they use to avoid tax.

Hot evening on the Dock:

  • Kidding myself. I’m not running 1 metre over the water let alone 50.
  • Fuck me!
  • I crashed into the Dock, maybe 3 metres out: did I paddle there? No, I ran!

The wing-pack is heavy and hurts my shouders but I am running. I’m running on the water. Fuck me! I’m screen gliding.

Here’s a tip: if you have a packaged salad meal, throw the dressing away.

Just dropped a Duralex glass on a concrete floor…. And it bounced. Totally unscathed. These are amazing bits of kit.

You just have to take a look at the absolute state of Canning Town Station to know that no one “important” at the GLA takes public transport to City Hall.