American capitalists pine for slavery. European capitalists long for a return to colonialism. But what all capitalists really, really want is rent.

The celebrity coot in Eden Dock at Canary Wharf looks after her chicks.

A Eurasian coot on her nest of reeds looks down at a red-headed chick, dappled water in the background

What is a the strategy here in the UK? To make things so shit that assisted dying is the best of the bad options?

Here’s a little tip. If you’re making a pasta sauce with chilli, garlic and tomatoes and the tomatoes aren’t as sweet as you’d like, add a pinch of ground cinnamon and dial back a little on the chilli.

Seagulls exploded by the Westferry Deathray over Newfoundland Wharf

Out of focus seagulls over an illuminated high rise building. The bird look like exploding Starros