Having impoverished the country and precipitated a housing crisis, the Tories can’t kick off a culture war between homeowners and renters because no one can afford either. Instead in bargain basement Britain we get a government-sponsored culture war between car drivers and the rest of us.

My tip to people trafficking entrepreneurs struggling with burdensome government regulation: make a lot of noise about using AI and don’t forget the generous donations to the Tory party.

Hello younger voters👋. You’ve heard that politics doesn’t offer you anything because you don’t vote. That’s only half the story. Politicians didn’t pay attention to deplorables or Brexiters until they voted the wrong way. You don’t need go fuck-barking, but do put the shits up the politicians.

Have we got to the stage yet where the parasites shuck off their Tory and begin to seek out a Labour host?